i love you all
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT.
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry.
(Source: lunaticphan, via crutal)
O K SO MY FRIEND RECORDED THIS VIDEO TO SHWO LAC EY AND I COFAGRIGUS IN THE NEW POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON AND IM PEEIGN
(via romulusthread)
- Blossom cant accept herself. Bubbles cant grow up. Buttercup cant die.
So what if a tragic power puff girls fancomic happened what if…
(via helioscentrifuge)
The baddest ass President we’ve ever had.
obama is my favorite president and he’s not even mine
i want him to be my president
this makes me sad that i live in canada
this makes me even more angry that we have a tool like David Cameron.
Guys shut up I have Julia Gillard.
Steven Harper is by far the worst.
I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else
I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship
I love food but I don’t want to get fat
I want money but dont want a job
look it’s my entire life in a post
(via dizzydaisies)
| Rick Riordan: | Let's make up a kid named . . . Leo. |
| Me: | Okay! :) |
| Rick: | Let's make him the son of Hephaestus. |
| Me: | Okay! :) |
| Rick: | Let's make him hilarious. |
| Me: | Okay! :) |
| Rick: | Let's make him sensitive. |
| Me: | Okay! :) |
| Rick: | Let's make him a great person. |
| Me: | Okay! :) |
| Rick: | Let's have his mother die. |
| Me: | O-Wait, what?! |
| Rick: | Let's make him the seventh wheel. |
| Me: | NO! |
| Rick: | Let's make him feel horrible, horrible emotional pain. |
| Me: | STOP IT! NO! |
| Rick: | Let's make him single and lonely. |
| Me: | *Cries* STOOOP! NO! DELETE THAT PART! NOOO! |
| Rick: | Let's-- |
| Me: | *Slaps Rick* NO NO NO STOP STOP YOU CAN'T! YOU CAN'T! NOOOOO! |
| Rick: | Let's make him think almost everything is his fault. |
| Me: | *Screams and throws self into Tartarus, crying* |
| Rick: | :) |
Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
(Source: meilleure--amie)
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
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